I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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