I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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