The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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