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  I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Do you remember last night at all? Be honest

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  I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow

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  why would you restrict a girl of that

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god

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• (716): View more from New York

  Do you remember whose house we're in?

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• (310): View more from California

  I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo

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  Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december

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  Worth it.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.

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