did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.