I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.