what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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