i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
