I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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