I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize