Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I am one with the molecules
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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