I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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