I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
