After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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