the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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