I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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