i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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