Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I have post one night stand depression
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