i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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