Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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