I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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