And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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