If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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