You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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