I'll bet she douches with gravy.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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