I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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