I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
