The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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