dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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