Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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