I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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