who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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