I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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