so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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