No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize