She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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