This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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