how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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