I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
send nudes
from the living room?
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