Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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