69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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