In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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