i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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