Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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