so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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