I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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