He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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