i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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