Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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