just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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