no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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