when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
29 Married People Share What They Used To Find Cute About Their SO—But Now Find Infuriating
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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