We're like a lot better than the average bears
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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