well you can't waste a boner
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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