My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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