Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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