i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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