Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
His nipple licking is glorious
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