i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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